...there is NO WAY this fills its INTENDED purpose, and becomes, say, cake at a party, and the most demure and mature among you aren't compelled--COMPELLED--to say things like:
"OMG, I can't believe you just swallowed the whole thing..."
"Well. I know SOMEBODY who doesn't have a gag reflex..."
Or hells, just plain:
"Peen: It's the OTHER other meat."
They CLAIM these are silicone molds of the original Alien head. But really now. Why include a set of what appear to be 7 to 9 inch molds. I hesitate to say to be bite sized. Wince. But those are DEFINITELY hand sized. There's no way this gets through design and approval and quality control without everyone giggling with their inner twelve year old boy.
Totally Relevant Trivia: The design of the Alien had to be changed multiple times. Because the producers et al ruled it too phallic. Yeah. This is the 'clean' version. Enjoy!
Less Relevant Trivia: I miss cake. Badly.
