"Hydraulic Acid."
--Colin Mochrie ('Hydraulic') and Brad Sherwood ('Acid'), during the 'Two Headed Person' skit, with the Subject / Title "Organic Chemistry", on Drew Carey's Improv-A-Ganza S01E23
Brad! I haven't actually worked in a lab since 1998, and I still winced, cringed, and had to look away in despair / 2nd hand embarrassment. My labcoat is crammed away in a molecular array in a corner of my closet--the Dragon Lair is Itty Bitty--but I swear I can still hear its muffled sobbing...