One is rusted, leaking, dauntless hunk o' deathless metal that rolled 450,000 km before multiple unrepairable system failures finally forced the painful decision to let it stumble off to the junk yard for recycling.
The other is a gleaming, cheerful, brand new lady that promises 51 mpg, has been given an all-around impassioned tongue bath by Lemon-Aid and everyone else, and is rustproofed for ten years.
We'll let you figure out who is who.
