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Ready to Grab Some Games and Save the World? No, I mean LITERALLY...
So, you want to save the world.
But you're poor.
And, despite your late childhood, where the kitchen had a microwave salvaged from the roadside, a microwave that actually rolled its countdown with rotary dials for each number, clicking down to 3, and only three--heating in a four digit range was unimaginable to these developers--zeroes with sharp loud ticks like a doomsday device. Despite its presence, and you leaning into press your face near its creepy glow, idly wondering if its micro (or macro) leakage would bury the needle on a geiger counter, you never developed superpowers. Maybe you needed gamma rays. Or the spider middleman wasn't optional...
Still, you can do amazing things; it's just easy to forget how awesome you are. Let's start with a simple reminder.
Go! Save the Rainforest!
Please.
I'll wait.
Oh! It's easier with some help. The guys at Humble Bundle are offering a game pack. Actually, it's 3 games and their full soundtracks, all DRM free. If you're kinky and WANT DRM, you sick piece of diseased excrement, you disgust me, but go! Go pay more and you can get stuff through Steam, you furry grime of crud that sloughed off of filth.
If you, say, worked an extra hour this week--and you live in a wondrous bizarro world, and, ergo, GOT PAID for it--you could go giddy and meet the average donation, and they'll throw in a full length animated movie movie and another odd game, as bonus thank yous. But, if you're poor like me--my illness means I've had no income for two years; I should really call myself a FORMER writer and artist, as much as that hurts. However, now that they think they've found another growth, this one in my brain or just below it, I could soon just be a former...everything.
I donated the simple and proud $1.
For that I got:
Botanicula (2012), full game AND full soundtrack
Machinarium (2009), full game AND full soundtrack
and Samorost 2 (2007), full game AND full soundtrack
All by Amanita Design.
I've seen people pirating Botanicula. Seriously. These 'people' desperately need to be slapped across the face with used 'sanitary products'. You can get the legit version for a few cents, dictate that you want ALL those cents to go to charity (in this case, the World Land Trust, who are working on that save the rainforest bit), get bonuses, AND get a sweet download speed in your choice of flavour: direct or torrent.
If you don't see that the humble bundle is better all around, I think you spent too much time leaning into your microwave...
This widget will change over when new bundles are released. I bought my bundle within an hr of release. As of 1:15 am, April 23rd, they're about to break 57k bundles sold, and 500k raised. Previous bundles have blown past 2 million in sales. It would be cool if this one made that number look tiny:
STILL going to just walk away? Take THIS:
If you didn't just fall into the deep end of love, you ARE dead inside.
But you're poor.
And, despite your late childhood, where the kitchen had a microwave salvaged from the roadside, a microwave that actually rolled its countdown with rotary dials for each number, clicking down to 3, and only three--heating in a four digit range was unimaginable to these developers--zeroes with sharp loud ticks like a doomsday device. Despite its presence, and you leaning into press your face near its creepy glow, idly wondering if its micro (or macro) leakage would bury the needle on a geiger counter, you never developed superpowers. Maybe you needed gamma rays. Or the spider middleman wasn't optional...
Still, you can do amazing things; it's just easy to forget how awesome you are. Let's start with a simple reminder.
Go! Save the Rainforest!
Please.
I'll wait.
Oh! It's easier with some help. The guys at Humble Bundle are offering a game pack. Actually, it's 3 games and their full soundtracks, all DRM free. If you're kinky and WANT DRM, you sick piece of diseased excrement, you disgust me, but go! Go pay more and you can get stuff through Steam, you furry grime of crud that sloughed off of filth.
If you, say, worked an extra hour this week--and you live in a wondrous bizarro world, and, ergo, GOT PAID for it--you could go giddy and meet the average donation, and they'll throw in a full length animated movie movie and another odd game, as bonus thank yous. But, if you're poor like me--my illness means I've had no income for two years; I should really call myself a FORMER writer and artist, as much as that hurts. However, now that they think they've found another growth, this one in my brain or just below it, I could soon just be a former...everything.
I donated the simple and proud $1.
For that I got:
Botanicula (2012), full game AND full soundtrack
Machinarium (2009), full game AND full soundtrack
and Samorost 2 (2007), full game AND full soundtrack
All by Amanita Design.
I've seen people pirating Botanicula. Seriously. These 'people' desperately need to be slapped across the face with used 'sanitary products'. You can get the legit version for a few cents, dictate that you want ALL those cents to go to charity (in this case, the World Land Trust, who are working on that save the rainforest bit), get bonuses, AND get a sweet download speed in your choice of flavour: direct or torrent.
If you don't see that the humble bundle is better all around, I think you spent too much time leaning into your microwave...
This widget will change over when new bundles are released. I bought my bundle within an hr of release. As of 1:15 am, April 23rd, they're about to break 57k bundles sold, and 500k raised. Previous bundles have blown past 2 million in sales. It would be cool if this one made that number look tiny:
STILL going to just walk away? Take THIS:
If you didn't just fall into the deep end of love, you ARE dead inside.
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