Forbidden Dragon: The BlogGall of Marlo Dianne


"Bagels and Blood", short story, in Big Pulp (February 2010)


'Clockwork Dragon' by Marlo Dianne


"Clockwork Dragon", cover art, in Tales of Moreauvia (December 2009)


"Damp", flash, in Outshine (November 2009)


"Trenchcoats or Atomic Insects?", flash, in Outshine (October 2009)


"The Wedding Feast", short story, in Big Pulp (September 2009)


"Cooville", flash, in Sonar 4 (September 2009)


"Chiaroscuro", short story, in Cinema Spec(May 2009)


"Thou Shall Not, flash, in Everyday Weirdness (April 2009)


"Board Now", flash, in Dog Oil Press (March 2009)


"Whale Bone", flash, in Necrography (March 2009)


"Beneath the Crook", poem, in Goblin Fruit (October 2008)


'Fate Machine


"Fate Machine", story illustration, for 'A Test of Fate', in Strange, Weird, and Wonderful (October 2008)


'Hands Free


"Hands Free", story illustration, for 'It's Just a Child's Toy', in Strange, Weird, and Wonderful (October 2008)


'A Delicacy' by Marlo Dianne


"A Delicacy", story illustration, for 'Eating Bugs', in Strange, Weird, and Wonderful (October 2008)


'Tasty Treat Revue' by Marlo Dianne


"Tasty Treat Revue", story illustration, for 'Wicked Wire', in Strange, Weird, and Wonderful (October 2008)


'Teef' by Marlo Dianne


"Teef", cover art, in Big Pulp (June 2008) (reprint)


"Change", short story, in Written Word (April 2008)


"Hunted", short story, in Big Pulp (April 2008)


"Very Tale", poem, in Tales of the Talisman (March 2008)


'Follow' by Marlo Dianne


"Follow", story illustration, for 'Graduation', in All Possible Worlds (October 2007)


'Pillows' by Marlo Dianne


"Pillows", story illustration, for 'Day Off', in All Possible Worlds (October 2007)


"The Monkey's Eye", poem, in Goblin Fruit (October 2007)


"Flesh", short story, in Down in the Cellar (June 2007)


"Bard's Bones", short story, in Fusion Fragment (March 2007)


'Fantastique' by Marlo Dianne


"Fantastique", story illustration, for 'High Concept', in All Possible Worlds (March 2007)


'Robo Rampage' by Marlo Dianne


"Robo Rampage", story illustration, for 'Iron Man', in All Possible Worlds (March 2007)


'Teef' by Marlo Dianne


"Teef", story illustration, for 'Whitening', in All Possible Worlds (March 2007)


"One", flash, in Tales of the Talisman (December 2006)


"Courting Hell", short story, in Forgotten Worlds (October 2006)


"Id", flash, in Raven Electrick (June 2006)


"A Breath of Power", short story, in AlienSkin (February / March 2006)


Amityville House of Pancakes


"Ahop 2 Cover", cover art, for Amityville House of Pancakes Vol.2 (September 2005)


"Gella Murphy: Public Dick", novella, in Amityville House of Pancakes Vol.2 (September 2005)


"Prick", flash, in From the Asylum (August 2005)


"Inticingly entitled, "Prick" builds more suspense and atmosphere in 200 words than some authors manage in 200 pages. The reader truely does justice to the material, using her intensely erotic voice to give the piece the ... umm... climax it so richly deserves..."
--Decker_Angelis on the audio version of "Prick"


"Another marvelous thoughtful story."
--Abyss & Apex, on "Chiaroscuro"


"...an appealing magazine to look at, with the bright, childlike simplicity and intricate detail of the cover art catching, and holding, the eye."
--Eneit on "Clockwork Dragon"


"If you couldn't tell out there, Marlo Dianne does not write formulaic crap."
--Jack Mangan, author of Spherical Tomi and host of the Deadpan


"...a good bit of fun..."
--Tangent Online, on "Courting Hell"


"...funny, superbly written and engaging... tongue-in-cheek murder mystery...The story twists and turns harder than a high Alpine road, and Gella's resolution of the mystery came out in a way I did not at all expect. Dianne's pungent writing style complements Gella's gritty narration perfectly."
--SFReader, on "Gella Murphy: Public Dick"


"I can't think of another bunch of authors I'd rather be published with. No, really; all my favorites are long dead."
--Sally Kuntz, author of "Froggie"


"Really original."
--Adrienne Jones, author of Temple of Cod and The Hoax



Thursday, April 26, 2012

And the Needless Douchebag of the Day Award Goes To...

I thought Big Fish had a lock on this.

They keep punishing a fellow user and deleting her posts. Because she's a migrainer, and has a close friend with epilepsy, and she warns when a game may bother those who are photosensitive, because the demo contains flashing lights. She does her best to describe how bad and how long such a section is, and always says it might not bother others, but to be careful if you have these issues.

Many users--myself vigorously included--feel there should be such simple warnings--on the game page. But we absolutely know we can take them seriously from someone who shares our condition. What 'normal' people consider super annoying, that can put some of us in the hospital. Or worse.

She had posted a couple lines about today's game, just saying she had problems with a certain section, and giving others the heads up.

I was writing her a thank you--my head, shockingly, is worse than it's ever been, and I def don't want pain I can avoid. When I tried to submit my response, I got scolded. Once again, a BFG mod--and there's only a few mods who handle the forums, so it's probably always the same mod--had locked down her post and left a nasty hate-o-gram, saying it was spam that had nothing to do with the game.

They do this because they think the warnings hurt sales. You know what hurts? A fucking trip to the ER, screaming and vomming with a full blown migraine that was completely avoidable. And, never forget, any migraine is a chance to stroke out and die.

And it hurts sales far more when I know BFG is intentionally redacting info that could prevent a whole lot of suffering, at minimum. In fact, this morning, I decided giving them a penny right now made me feel sick(er), and WAS planning on filling a punch card, so they lost four sales, this month, just from me. Add other discriminatory decisions they've made lately, and I'm wondering why I have a membership. Now, add in that I often gift the SU with games, and...THAT is a LOT of sales.

The pigs.

But, barely into the afternoon, and someone had to top them. The specialist, for that little thing, you know, the tumour in my head? They refused to speak to the SU. They insisted they would interact only with me directly. By phone. I can't use the phone. We're in an area that the phone company doesn't care to invest in. Massive understatement alert. That means our lines don't just crackle and break up, they squeal. Seriously. Like livestock. In agony. I avoided phones before, obviously. But now, my phone means instant full blown migraine. It's classified as a weapon. Still, they refused to talk to the SU. Even when reminded outright that I am hearing impaired, they insist, if I want an appt, I must talk to them by phone. I tried. I got a full blown migraine, much of which is still with me, and will stay with me for DAYS. I also got the answering machine. So I still have no appt, and I'm expected to call them again.

You can imagine what I want to call them.

So the SU has to come home early from work, to call them again.

I have no intention of exposing myself to the phone line again.

I'm confident that the cursing I manage, in the dark, in the fetal position, will eventually get them to understand they WANT to deal with my spouse, who can hear, who isn't in extreme (physical) pain, and is--probably--very unlikely to share an actual opinion of them and their intelligence...

Oh, and did I mention that heavy construction vehicles have been banging and squealing outside all day?

And that my neighbour ordered enough wood to build an ark, and INSISTS on chainsawing it all, and starts each day BEFORE the sun is even up?

Or the bird who has nested at my bedroom window and has spent the last two days repeating the same sentence, every few seconds?

Just...FML...Seriously...FML.

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Online Portfolio: Small samples of my art.


Forbidden Dragon: Very small online print gallery.



They're Free. Take One. Or All:


"Despair" by H.P. Lovecraft (recorded live, 06/22/07)


Prick by Marlo Dianne (higher res single; posted 02/08/07)


Prick by Marlo Dianne (previously appeared in digital print; August 2005, From the Asylum; posted 02/08/07)


A Fruitless Assignment by Ambrose Bierce (posted 01/22/07)


Id by Marlo Dianne (higher res single; posted 01/13/07)


Star Wars in 230 Words by Byron Starr (posted 12/07/06)


Id by Marlo Dianne (previously appeared in digital print; June 2006, Raven Electrick; posted 11/30/06)


Seen by Marlo Dianne (previously unpublished; posted 10/04/06)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 1 - From the Dark by H. P. Lovecraft (04/04/06; posted 05/13)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 2 - The Plague-Daemon by H. P. Lovecraft (04/16/06; posted 05/18)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 3 - Six Shots By Moonlight by H. P. Lovecraft (05/17/06; posted 06/01)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 4 - The Scream of the Dead by H. P. Lovecraft (07/14/06; posted 07/17)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 5 - The Horror from the Shadows by H. P. Lovecraft (08/12/06; posted 08/14)


Herbert West: Reanimator - Part 6 - The Tomb-Legions by H. P. Lovecraft (10/18/06; posted 10/18)


The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams (03/27/06; posted 05/02)


Books I've saved, forever free for everyone:


Mary Hartwell Catherwood - The Romance of Dollard (100%)


James De Mille - The Lily and the Cross (posted 01/27/10)


James De Mille - A Castle in Spain (posted 01/05/10)


Robert J. C. Stead - The Homesteaders (posted 04/20/09)


James De Mille - The Cryptogram (posted 03/29/09)


James De Mille - The Dodge Club (posted 10/29/08)


James De Mille - The Lady of the Ice: A Novel (posted 07/07/07)


(As a PP for DP):


Émile Faguet - Initiation into Literature (posted 07/27/03)


Stephen Hudson - War-time Silhouettes (posted 06/17/03)


Ezra Pound - Certain Noble Plays of Japan (posted 06/14/03)


Elias Johnson - Legends, Traditions, and Laws of the Iroquois, or Six Nations, and History of the Tuscarora Indians (posted 06/08/03)


Magnus Gustaf Mittag-Leffler - Niels Henrik Abel (posted 05/19/03)


+474 pages for DP (from April - July 2003)


September 22 2005 - September 14 2013


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