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I'm Pretty Sure This Falls Under Blasphemy....
My brain gets stunned many times in a day.
It knows better--it's known better AT LEAST since I was three--but supersaturated stupidity or cruelty still just...stuns it somehow. I can't imagine why.
Sometimes, it gets smacked so hard, it just STOPS. And I swear it's not going to reboot.
Which leads us to this.
Oh, yes, I took screenshots! I did not want to give the site traffic. Although, I did not spare them shame. I didn't obscure or crop their banner. So...do as you will.
I also went screenshot because I wasn't sure how long it could exist, before a deity of faith or language--glowing and floating in righteous rage, natch-- nuked it to oblivion.
We can only hope they spare the internet...
(No fear, these previews only link to larger versions of the screenshot...)
This is also in the alt tag of the image, but in case you can't read the image or the alt tags--
(See Footnote)
Brace yourself.
Here we go, quoting exactly:
"Jeus was an extraordinary healer. Nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness. To the downtrodden, he taught restraint and charity in the face of opression. As a result, the powerless learned to maintain dignity without being arrogant. He delivered this message to the people: "Yo dawgs, y'all best buy my action from Accoutrements."
/end quote
NO. Just NO. Just--
Hell--to the bell, to the well, to the spell--NO.
"Jeus"?
"opression"?
"Accoutrements"?
And hell no, go DIAF--in fact, Hell will do nicely. I'm pretty sure Jesus was not a moral sucking whore, of products or other things, and even is he was really desperate to pay the rent, and his dad had cut him off, I know full fucking well Jesus did NOT speak like a badly programmed hybrid cyborg of Drunk-Paula and Randy Jackson.
Sure, he didn't speak English. Being Jewish, I'm guessing his preferred language was Jewish, and I'm sure it was as poetic and beautiful as anything Shakespeare tossed down over lunch.
(Hey, even if you refused to read them, I know you've SEEN the massive chunk of slab that is just the SURVIVING works of Shakespeare. Even printed, as the twits do, in bacteria font, it's still, basically, legally defined as a tree. To be that prolific, he must have kept going while he ate, while he peed, while he slept...I imagine he probably knocked out at least a three act DURING his own death scene.)
Also, Jesus would kick your fucking ass. He would kick it so hard, he created the B.C. Ask the moneylenders in the temple. No one is as brutal as an assumed 'pacifist'. If you commit to righting wrongs, well, pretty words and kindness, don't usually work.
Jesus was seriously badass.
He was also a decent man. And his fate is what happens to decent men...
FOOTNOTES:
1. Alt Tags:
Firefox 7.0: Hey! No really! HEY! We finally fixed the fucking blinding full screen screaming white weapons of destruction, seizure, and migraine that we introduced--only because of pure hatred of all humanity--with EVERY page load in 4.0. But we STILL refuse to show you alt tags on hover. You WILL learn not to be disabled! YOU WILL!! (tm)
I don't know. It seems kind of long for a tagline to me. But it DOES fit with their coding practices, so...
It knows better--it's known better AT LEAST since I was three--but supersaturated stupidity or cruelty still just...stuns it somehow. I can't imagine why.
Sometimes, it gets smacked so hard, it just STOPS. And I swear it's not going to reboot.
Which leads us to this.
Oh, yes, I took screenshots! I did not want to give the site traffic. Although, I did not spare them shame. I didn't obscure or crop their banner. So...do as you will.
I also went screenshot because I wasn't sure how long it could exist, before a deity of faith or language--glowing and floating in righteous rage, natch-- nuked it to oblivion.
We can only hope they spare the internet...
(No fear, these previews only link to larger versions of the screenshot...)
This is also in the alt tag of the image, but in case you can't read the image or the alt tags--
(See Footnote)
Brace yourself.
Here we go, quoting exactly:
"Jeus was an extraordinary healer. Nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness. To the downtrodden, he taught restraint and charity in the face of opression. As a result, the powerless learned to maintain dignity without being arrogant. He delivered this message to the people: "Yo dawgs, y'all best buy my action from Accoutrements."
/end quote
NO. Just NO. Just--
Hell--to the bell, to the well, to the spell--NO.
"Jeus"?
"opression"?
"Accoutrements"?
And hell no, go DIAF--in fact, Hell will do nicely. I'm pretty sure Jesus was not a moral sucking whore, of products or other things, and even is he was really desperate to pay the rent, and his dad had cut him off, I know full fucking well Jesus did NOT speak like a badly programmed hybrid cyborg of Drunk-Paula and Randy Jackson.
Sure, he didn't speak English. Being Jewish, I'm guessing his preferred language was Jewish, and I'm sure it was as poetic and beautiful as anything Shakespeare tossed down over lunch.
(Hey, even if you refused to read them, I know you've SEEN the massive chunk of slab that is just the SURVIVING works of Shakespeare. Even printed, as the twits do, in bacteria font, it's still, basically, legally defined as a tree. To be that prolific, he must have kept going while he ate, while he peed, while he slept...I imagine he probably knocked out at least a three act DURING his own death scene.)
Also, Jesus would kick your fucking ass. He would kick it so hard, he created the B.C. Ask the moneylenders in the temple. No one is as brutal as an assumed 'pacifist'. If you commit to righting wrongs, well, pretty words and kindness, don't usually work.
Jesus was seriously badass.
He was also a decent man. And his fate is what happens to decent men...
FOOTNOTES:
1. Alt Tags:
Firefox 7.0: Hey! No really! HEY! We finally fixed the fucking blinding full screen screaming white weapons of destruction, seizure, and migraine that we introduced--only because of pure hatred of all humanity--with EVERY page load in 4.0. But we STILL refuse to show you alt tags on hover. You WILL learn not to be disabled! YOU WILL!! (tm)
I don't know. It seems kind of long for a tagline to me. But it DOES fit with their coding practices, so...
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