Sign of the Apocalypse #4325834584773 (...or maybe #4325834584778...the writing in this rescued Illuminated Manuscript is such a BITCH...)
I am watching Bieber on my Daily Show.
BIEBER.
And he is actually....funny?
I think. I think, I...
I AM LAUGHING AT THE FETUS.
In a way he meant me too, rather than in that vaguely guilty--but also cringingly sympathetic--way I laugh at most teenagers. When they are obliviously acting like stupid asshats.
Because we all did that. Even the sweetest and most logical of us. We at least have a yearbook photo--or, ick, a write up--that now makes us feel sick if thrown at us. At the time, everything seems deadly serious and perfectly normal--even beautiful or badass--and then five years or ten or so later, the hormone levels drop off into 'sane'...and the lifetime mortification begins.
How much worse is that when you're famous, and every awkward mistake you've ever managed is preserved--and thrown in your face over and over and over...
We live in a world where the Poetry of Shame you wrote at fifteen is preserved worldwide FOREVER...
Even if you're not The Fetus.
And German doesn't exist in America:
I..I just can't even watch. My secondhand embarrassment is so intense I nearly pass out.
I'd say that I should take some comfort that he lies and IDs himself as American, but no. As humiliating as he is, it deeply DEEPLY pisses me off when Canadians, usually whoring for money, try to pass as American.
Of course, I have extra acidic bile to spit about it because I've had so many editors try to force me to do the same....stabby stabby stab...
BIEBER.
And he is actually....funny?
I think. I think, I...
I AM LAUGHING AT THE FETUS.
In a way he meant me too, rather than in that vaguely guilty--but also cringingly sympathetic--way I laugh at most teenagers. When they are obliviously acting like stupid asshats.
Because we all did that. Even the sweetest and most logical of us. We at least have a yearbook photo--or, ick, a write up--that now makes us feel sick if thrown at us. At the time, everything seems deadly serious and perfectly normal--even beautiful or badass--and then five years or ten or so later, the hormone levels drop off into 'sane'...and the lifetime mortification begins.
How much worse is that when you're famous, and every awkward mistake you've ever managed is preserved--and thrown in your face over and over and over...
We live in a world where the Poetry of Shame you wrote at fifteen is preserved worldwide FOREVER...
Even if you're not The Fetus.
And German doesn't exist in America:
I..I just can't even watch. My secondhand embarrassment is so intense I nearly pass out.
I'd say that I should take some comfort that he lies and IDs himself as American, but no. As humiliating as he is, it deeply DEEPLY pisses me off when Canadians, usually whoring for money, try to pass as American.
Of course, I have extra acidic bile to spit about it because I've had so many editors try to force me to do the same....stabby stabby stab...
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