Comics, and More Comics, and Living Illuminated Manuscripts (ft. Robots), and Dancing...Oh, and Boobs, ABSOLUTELY YES on Boobs

If my pain level gets any worse, you will be able to hear me scream. From wherever you are.

Yes, even if you are in the Marianas Trench...

(And if you are, I am SO. Fucking. Jealous.)

But since sharing pain isn't any fun--at least not at this level--I need to make sure you've seen these. Because, like Josh, they make your life Complete.

Why yes, I DO now own the Director's Cut of Masterpiece Theatre. Complete with dvd...and TRADING CARDS, bitch!

Also, you totally NEED to pick up Fix Me.

Hey, they're a Canadian band. Josh is pure sweet amazeballs--at least three of them--but...he needs your dollar to eat today.

I at least want them able to afford real KD. Not the Sobey's brand, that turns green as you're eating it, as if by the decomposed taste you couldn't tell how diseased it really is...

But it is a different genius I came to share. No, no, not portableapps.com. You need those too, badly, but they're not going to make you laugh.

Not like comics and dancing and absurdly brilliant light displays...oh, and boobs. NEVER FORGET BOOBS.

Here we go:

Conan's Ultimate Set:



Both my geek self and my art self were panting and flaily armed with joy. My green self cringed when it thought of the power consumption, but then omgomgomg....THIS has to be worth it. HAS TO. Hell, I nearly live in the dark. And I just got an LED monitor / tv. It has to balance out. Right? RIGHT?

And I totally wanted to adopt the Robo-Rabbi. He was like #5, but just pure awwwww squeee; zero annoying attempts to be with it and happening and rad, that is, a douchebag.

For our next presentation, we have to keep with Conan and distilled geekitude:





I freely admit the only DC comic I have ever bought or owned--and it's still in my pull list--is the Unwritten. And yet, if you didn't laugh so hard watching those clips that you choked, multiple times, and seriously thought you might die, but that would be okay, good, okay, fine...I demand you hand over your geek card, to be stripped of its Mylar. Then, it will be dipped in liquid nitrogen, and flung to the floor. The humiliated bits that remain will be scraped up and hurled into a vat of hydrochloric acid, of a MINIMUM 12 molarity.

No, you can't watch. Because this is going to be cool *seal claps of glee*

I would include here the recent Daily Show bit, where Jon Stewart clearly lays out how Obama is not a failure, he's a Jedi, but I don't know if you can handle its brilliance. More importantly, Viacom is always instakilling or region blocking EVERYTHING, so I couldn't find a handy bite-sized piece that (hopefully!) everyone could see. *Turns to ceiling cam, with raised shaking fists* Damn you, Viacom!

So instead, I leave you with--The Dance: